These pretty Stuart Weitzman babies will set you back about $868 dollars, which is probably worth it, since you won't need to buy pants and, truth be told, I've always found pants to be such a pesky winter extravagance. And you'll earn so much money on the side from your generous gentleman callers. If I owned these boots (and I'm only about $842 away), you can bet that any night involving more than 2 martinis would end up with me re-enacting the famous "this baby must corner like it's on rails" scene from Pretty Woman. By martini number 3 I'd be talking me pirate talk, arrr matey. By martini number 4 ye'd be walking the plank smartly. No, I don't know what that means. I've only had 2 drinks tonight, and i'm not wearing the translator boots.
So, this is Browns' winter collection, which means these are, indeed, boots. I'm trying to understand what was going through designer, Jeffrey Campbell's, mind when he thought them up. "We need to give them a hearty sole for the Canadian winter...yes, that's good...and cut-outs are high fashion! Yes! let's have cut-outs! And laces to keep it all together! YES! This boot will be amazing! It will be practicality meets insanity! It will blow the Canadians' minds!" I can't even imagine what kind of party I might be going to when I might think to myself, I need a sturdy sole so I won't slip on the ice, but I'd also like to show off my pedicure. But if you've got one of those parties coming up at Christmas, these can be yours for $158.
If you can't tell from the vanity plate on the side, these next beauties come courtesy of Pinko ($398). This is definitely the boot for the woman who wants to go out wearing a high heeled patent-leather boxing sneaker. Absolutely perfect for your next starring role the Pussycat Dolls next video, TKO: I'm Totally Kissing you Off. Just so you know, You'll also be wearing boxing gloves as a top.
So, this is Browns' winter collection, which means these are, indeed, boots. I'm trying to understand what was going through designer, Jeffrey Campbell's, mind when he thought them up. "We need to give them a hearty sole for the Canadian winter...yes, that's good...and cut-outs are high fashion! Yes! let's have cut-outs! And laces to keep it all together! YES! This boot will be amazing! It will be practicality meets insanity! It will blow the Canadians' minds!" I can't even imagine what kind of party I might be going to when I might think to myself, I need a sturdy sole so I won't slip on the ice, but I'd also like to show off my pedicure. But if you've got one of those parties coming up at Christmas, these can be yours for $158.
If you can't tell from the vanity plate on the side, these next beauties come courtesy of Pinko ($398). This is definitely the boot for the woman who wants to go out wearing a high heeled patent-leather boxing sneaker. Absolutely perfect for your next starring role the Pussycat Dolls next video, TKO: I'm Totally Kissing you Off. Just so you know, You'll also be wearing boxing gloves as a top.
2 comments:
thankfully there is someone else out there with sense enough to know that these boots are bad.
ummm .. from a guy's perspective, the first and last ones are pretty damn smoking! As for the 2nd one .. well .. you'll certainly be cool all winter long! ;)
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